I hope she breaks your heart the way you broke mine,
That she drags things on and wastes your time.
May her lips kiss your smug little face
May she wrap you in her tender embrace...
But most of all....
I hope she puts you in your place.
Tell her all of your secrets and your thoughts,
Give it your all and take every shot.
When she talks to other guys may you be
Jealous, annoyed and slightly angry.
But most of all...
You have to set her free.
When she enters your apartment's trench
May she be turned away by the incredible stench
Of your foolishness and immaturity,
And through her senses she will see.
But most of all...
She'll be happy as can be.
For when she's done with you
You'll get a glimpse of what you put me through.
So plan your dates, wedding and future right.
Forget about your care and strife.
But most of all...
She will get a life
And she will never be your wife.
